I am not drunk enough for this right now...

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Long time reader, first time publisher. Perhaps against my better judgement, I'm taking a chance out here. Let's see where it goes. Please give feedback whenever you can!

If you're in need of cute and feelsy s**t, just call for Halp. I might stumble out of bed and write something that suits your needs.

Got ninety-nine stories and only one ain't smut. Cheers!