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• 4 weeks

  Moses, Frustrated Writer

  It had happened twenty years before. Moshe had gotten sick of being bossed around by those damned Mizraim. So he and some of the tin smiths and their families had headed back to where their ancestor, Yosef, had come from, good old Canaan. The Mizraim had pursued of course and gotten their chariots stuck in the Red Sea, the dumb bastards. Well, Moshe had written a book about the whole thing, but it hadn't sold very well, until he started adding some things. 40 years of wandering in the

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• 8 weeks

  I'm not homeless

  I play the flute so I am a wandering bard.

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• 28 weeks

  Muslims Be Like

  *Commits unspeakable atrocity*
  *Gets retaliation for unspeakable atrocity*
  "Waah, I'm being oppressed!"

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• 64 weeks

  Jews Run The World

  Well, who the fuck else is going to do it?

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• 79 weeks

  War Between Youstinkastan and Youcleanastan

  Today, my country was invaded by the forces of Youcleanastan because they say Youstinkastan smell very bad. But bath not part of our culture as we have no rivers and drink only vodka. Luckily, our military have fearsome new weapon, sack of rotten potatoes. War over in five hours and ended in both sides' unconditional surrender. I drink much vodka to masturbate-no, how you say-celebate. Celibrate.

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