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The sexiest man you've ever met.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

This account is inactive.

The man without a plan.

Longtime fic author for other series, father of two, and I enjoy MLP:FiM with my whole family.

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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I am The Less Anonymous Top Hat. Mostly I do pony and pony related art, but recently I've tried switching from a brush to a pen (or a stylus to a keyboard as the case may be).

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Only mostly dead.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

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Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.