Hey Everypony! This is Tyrant Molestia here to say. It's my Birthday! That's right. Twenty-one years ago at 3:30 am in Oakland,CA I was born unto the world in a cold and wet blanket with a passed out mother(Apparently child birth is painful). So...yeah. That is all. I'll be in my private dungeons writing this damned third chapter. I would say I'm about...65% done? yeah that sounds about right.

Well here they are. Enjoy...

The blood of my enemies on the tip of my blade and the blood of my family on the ground. I am lost and I can't be found. 3/19/12

The death of my foes will never bring back what I have lost, but I am driven to destroy everything that tries to get in the way. 3/19/12

Tears running down my face, blood stains on my shirt. Looking in horror at the holocaust-style site that I have created. 3/19/12

Hello everypony, this is your amazing and extremely loving(giggity) Tyrant Molestia speaking. I am here to ask you all a question. If I were to post on my blog every now and then some er...poems(?) would you read them and tell me what you thought of the slightly gruesome stuff that I made? Is it even worth posting them here? They aren't really gorey per se'. Just somewhat. only a little bit... The most it does is talk about blood there and omg what have I done here and that kind of stuff. So

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Hello my loyal sex...wait. Greetings my little slaves..dang not that either. Hi everypony! There we go. This is your wonderful, amazing Tyrant Molestia speaking. I have been an evil pony lately. I haven't been working on the next chapter recently.(sorry) The reason for this is not because I don't care. It is because I have been busy trying to get a job and overcoming my complete rational fear and hatred of driving and the Cleveland Highway System! (It's confusing and easy to make wrong turns)

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not even a week went by yet on when I posted that story. You know the one.(It's the only one I published) So I figured a status update thingy would be good...uh, I don't really know how this works so Imma just say the third chapter is like about...twenty-fivish complete. I would be farther along but I've been doing yard chores (sarcastic yay) around the house and crap like that. yeah...I hate sticks...and branches...and logs. let's just say I'm not much of a tree hugger and leave it at that

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Exactly what the title says. I can't stand it....if I post my second chapter today it will not be a joke. That being said, that chapter is almost done folks. I also don't like what Poultron said about HIE fics... Even if it is a joke that is crippling an authors creativity due to limiting what they can or can not post. It's utter bull crap and you know it damnit! ...Sorry. I just don't like it when things like this happen. It's a reason I stopped going to Fanfiction dot whatever it was...

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