I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Scraping my way up

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Your weird, german Nerd || Something, Something, Dragonmaids

Glad to be here at last.

I like ponies.