silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Just another struggling writer.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Psst... You wanna read some horse porn?

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Ponies: They're what's for awesome!

Makes ponies cry

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.