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Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

Massive nerd brony with enough of a screwed up mind to create stories.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13