Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!