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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔱 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔬𝔡𝔱! 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔱 𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔱 𝔱𝔬𝔡𝔱! 𝔘𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔯 𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔥𝔫 𝔤𝔢𝔱ö𝔡𝔱𝔢𝔱!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

very good at writing very bad things

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Questionable at Best? Probably.

"You think you know me..."

Eternal lurker, new writer.

A Plague Rat

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Life's still pretty great

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm a guy, and I was born the year the Pokémon company came into being, so yeah. Trixie is best pony, Luna is best Princess, Rainbow is best Mane 6 member, and Starlight is best reformed villain.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Hey peeps! Come over to our page for more reading.

I'm a huge fan of some actually good cartoons, such as Animaniacs, Freakazoid, Tiny toons, Scooby Doo, Pokemon, Pinkie and The Brain, MLP, and all other good cartoons, back when tv was actually good