“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

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There's a disturbing lack of Pie Family fics on this side. I'm going to change that.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Welcome to Warfire Writing Studios, a collab of stories written by PhoenixWarlord and PrinceNightfire93. If you're interested in a commission, shoot us a message and we'll give you details. Thanks! /)

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

I am never serious.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

i arts, and apparently write.

I made this!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Moved on.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

It is my great conceit that I can write interesting stories for utter strangers and maybe sometime in the far far future get paid for it.