I'm just too much of a depressed fuck to get any writing done and what I've already written is just so bad- which, again, is irrelevant because I couldn't get myself to type it all up even if I wanted to.

Given that this will most likely be the last time I ever log into this account I've compiled all the things I've written as CandleEyes.

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They'd be disappointed with all this not writing that's going on.

It went like this:

"Equestria Daily does not accept "Mature" stories. Feel free to send us any other stories you have, however!"

Censorship lies ahead, then.

Chapter three is about halfway done, by the way!

Except I can't be bothered to type them up.

Happy Halloween, by the way. Exactly one year ago I was getting ready to leave America.

Drawn by Hannah.
Please graciously ignore the fact that I'm too lazy to finish typing up the first chapter.

When the first decision to weaponize gunpowder and make it convenient to use was made, design was a large problem, since as even those who have them will eventually agree, hooves are not very useful for tasks that require any degree of flexibility.

The first firearms were mounted on the head, the trigger being vaguely squeezable rubber. Biting down on it would sometimes cause the gun to fire, which meant that members of the infantry were required to develop strong jaws.

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ugh

I am currently writing a No More Heroes crossover. I'm already halfway through chapter 2 and absolutely in love with how it's turning out.
Oh, and it is/will be called No More Hearstrings. Just thought I'd share.
Sincere apologies to fans of trans* ponies. I, too, am sad to see that idea failing to develop, but I'll definitely keep it around.

Because that's the fic idea that's doing the most for me right now.

It involves Scootaloo realizing she's actually a he. I've been wanting to write it since April, but didn't get to do much with it because I was busy with Technicolor.

Any feedback-type things?

I guess I can't stay away. Here I am.
I have the unfortunate feeling I won't be able to get back into Technicolor. I'm also too lazy.
For now though I'll just... try to get used to the fandom again. Something like that.