Our only hope is beer

Welcome to Big Mountain, fuckboy.

Just a person trying to figure out a way through life.

Just a person who reads too much fanfiction. Profile picture by hioshiru.

If you write it they will cum.

"You know, it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)... Strictly confectional..."

"Flee! The Pink One is upon us!" - from Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy

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I love all fetishes | PM's are always open

The name is pretty spot on for the content I create.

Finally decided to make an account after lurking on this site for a bit.

Alt? Who said anything about an alt?! I'm not an alt, you're an alt!

none

Lurking is nice but i prefer it behind 6 vps from the surface of mars

"There can only be a Super Saiyan once every thousand years... So why are there like twenty of you?!" - A villainous Dragon Ball Z complaint

shut up conchetumare

I just read, I dont write anything something, something, oh look a butt!

Equestria Security Service Alpha/Snowbat（CN-Beijing）

The Funnyman.

A brony from Brunei.