Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A real lady killer.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Love to read, write and be awesome!!! It's very nice to meet you.

"I hereby challenge you, Ponyvillians: anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone?" - Trixie Lulamoon  

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

hope your day is just as sweet as candy! 🍬 💓

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Working for a lot, hoping for a lot, dreaming for a lot.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

As a woman born with Cerebral Palsy, I'm not just defined by my condition. I write stories about ponies with disabilities because that’s my own experiences.

You are going to LOVE ME!

call me SB for short! have a colorful time here. 💜

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Horrifically Fun

Just a dude

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.