Howdy boys and girls. And welcome new followers! Been a while since I gained some of those. Guess that'll happen when you branch out into porn. Not good porn, but still porn.

Anyway, I'm not really here to talk about much. Once more making an effort to be a bit more transparent, so have some word counts. This'll be word counts from the posting of my last fic, not since my last Full Discloser cuz... that was a long time ago now.

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I don't really need to talk about how shit 2020 was. We were all there. We all know. Frankly I've just been thankful that I have a job still, all things considered.

Honestly, I was supposed to have a fic up to celebrate the new year. Even if it was going to be porn and not an actual new year's fic. But y'know. it woulda been something. But I'm slow to write, especially porn, and I have like another 3K words to go on it. So expect that sometime this month, I guess.

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It sucks. I hate it. It's actually the worst. Combine it with my hideous procrastination habit? I don't get anything done.

I shit you not I just spent an hour one one sentence.

An. Hour.

And not even a full sentence. I was literally going back and forth over using a single word, rewriting the sentence over and over, with and without the word, using it in different ways, trying to figure out if I wanted it there or not.

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Eight. Years.

Holy hell.

It's been... well it's been a cluster fuck, frankly. Hell, I missed my anniversary this year by a few days. If you're looking at the date it says I joined and scratching your head I count my anniversaries from the publish date of my first fic. And if you're looking at my earliest fic and scratching your head, I've since deleted that fic. Aaaaaanyway

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So I crawled out of my hole today. Apparently, it was a bad day to do so.

There's a fucking Aryanne clopfic at the top of the featured board with a comment section that looks like half the readers had their dog shot by the author while the other half is licking his SS boots. (That's a joke)

Oh and a fic about a nazi being executed in Equestria as some kinda protest fic and the comments on that are on a different level entirely.

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Look, Kodeake never said he was good at this. In fact, I think most of the time I describe myself as being "Shockingly okay" at most things I do.

Anyway, sorry for dropping off the grid for a few months, but the lack of blogs does not mean a lack of writing. I've got some projects going on. Largely still in development, but most of them are going to be decently sized stories. I do have a one shot idea I want to see about doing, but right now I don't even have a plan for it. So y'know.

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Listen. It's been a hell of a month. Someone smashed our car's window. My fridge died. My uncle died. The whole COVID-19 thing happened. Someone smashed our car window again.

At this point I'm waiting for my computer to crap out on me.

...

please don't

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Well I went through February without a blog so I should probably give y'all an update, huh?

Yeah, I'm bad at this, but I'd like to think I have a good excuse this time.

Escape from Tarkov is a fun game...

...

Okay, not really. Well I mean yeah, it's fun, but that's not the reason for my silence.

To make a long, painful story short, we're cleaning out my uncle's house, who's been taken into hospice care. Cancer.

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Cold Pursuit Is one of the most bizarre films I have ever witnessed. It has left me confused, and I am unsure how I feel.

No, I'm not turning into a movie critic. I just felt the need to share how utterly confounding a movie it is. You should watch it. it was good... I think...

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Uh.... hey.

So. Nothing that I predicted in my last disclosure came true.

But you did get Tell Me Why... so... there's that...

Okay; word counts.

A Rainbow at Dusk; 4,300 of an approximate 7000. It's... been rough.

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