• Member Since 21st May, 2012
  • offline last seen Dec 18th, 2021

juter4397


The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

The Story

I have been working on a story, not my first I might add, for about 2 years now. It started as a simple Human in Equestria story back when I was 15, and it had a less serious tone that what will come now, though the obscene number of references to pop culture that I will feature have remained largely the same.

The basis of the old version was that the main character, a top-of-the-line asshole, suddenly appeared in Equestria, along with his house. And by 'suddenly appeared', I mean that it literally just plopped his house down in the middle of a fucking field on the outskirts of Ponyville. I wholly recognize that the idea was a piece of shit, and I believe that my new concept is far superior. I just wish I could type that part here too for opinions, but that would spoil the surprise. While it may be a bit presumptuous of me, I think it's alright to assume that someone - someone - will enjoy waiting for the next installment of my story each time I post one.

Edit: holy fuck this is cringey

Rayisms

It's what my people do, Geoff.
Puerto Rico!
No way in, no way out!
I'm gonna break your other leg.
I'll murder your family.