I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

I am a novice writer who tries to find inspiration from pretty almost everything.

I may be a Locust, I may have been a Theron Elite at some point in time. But no one will bring harm to my new home. FOR EQUESTRIA!!!!

Sorry I've been dead for a while. I have had absolutely no motivation, and whenever I did the resulting work sucked. I promise I'll try to be more active.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-mb1EBKRs

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

Turn it up to 11 man!!!

I like cheese... like a lot... it's probably an unhealthy obsession...

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Your soul shall be mine...

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!

I am simply who I am. No more, no less. Everything I am is open to interpretation. I can only hope you interpret me as I interpret myself. Whatever that interpretation is. Good day, and keep smiling!

Happily retired. Thanks for all the good times :)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm as fast as lightning.....quicker than a flash.....and I like hiccups....

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

My name is Robyn, I love writing and I realize I used to suck at it. (Hence why I dislike Falling into Madness) my writing has improved since then. I plan to write some new fan fictions.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.