Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I didn't write any of that.

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well.

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Commission Status: FULL

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Fluttershy is best pony.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Forget not that I am a derp.

8000 soldiers!

A German who likes history, and WW2 technology but not war. "Within the darkness there is light and hope"

Watched the show. Joined the herd. Ponies on the mind. Veteran fanfic writer. ProfileArt provided by CoutnessMRose: https://www.deviantart.com/countessmrose/art/The-Well-859294420

Just a big dumb writer making big dumb promises

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

"This first step onto the planet of Mars is brought to you by a cooperation between NASA and SpaceX. And now, a special thanks to our sponsors: Red Bull, Nike, Ford, Pepsi, Hasbro, Starbucks, Coke..."

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I'm very interested in diseases. I generally write about death and devastation, but I still maintain a decent variety of stories. I'm most proud of Pandemic and I'm Coming For You.

https://discord.gg/HDp8sqW - I apologize if I haven't been the friend that you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

She/Her (Trans). Occasional Writer, Storm Chaser, SFM Artist and Former Special Events Staff at Ponyville Ciderfest. PFP by LincolnBrewsterFan.

When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!