I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Can I speak to the manager?

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

All my things are horse things!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.