Too short to publish as an independent story:

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"Tell the jury your full name, Princess Pipp."

"Princess Persepony Petals."

"Tell the jury why you murdered your parents with an ice pick on a livestream."

"They named me 'Princess Persepony Petals'."

"Your Honor, the defense rests."

(From a discussion in the Triptych Continuum Discord.)

This has been floating around for a while, assumption of a subliminal message to the fanfiction community from the G5 writers:
(S)unny, (H)itch, (I)izzy, (P)ipp, (Z)ipp ===> SHIPZ. Ship all the ponies!

Too bad that theory is wrong. I can prove it.

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I LOVE ZIPP SO MUCH!!!!!!

I've had some inquiries lately about what's next for Dusky, Redheart, and the ponies of the Ponyville Home Guard.

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Starlight goes back in time and breaks colt Sunburst's horn before he can get sent to CSGU.

Then the books fall and kill filly Starlight and reset the timeline.

I'm pleased and humbled that we got some good stories submitted to the Father's Day not-a-contest:

Father's Day not-a-contest

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Also, by popular demand, I've changed the rules from "E-rated only" to "E- or lightly T-rated."

What does "lightly" mean? It means use your good judgement.

This is a not-a-contest, not a contest, so there's no end date. Please continue submitting!

Father's Day is coming up, and... well, we've all seen the new column, am I right?

I wanted to try something different. I lack the funds and the ability to host a contest, so what about a Father's Day not-a-contest???

Father's Day not-a-contest

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What's a not-a-contest?

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This slowed me down from getting to the conflict between Shining and Flurry, and appeared right at the beginning when faffing about slowly is extra dangerous, so I removed this scene. However, it was too silly to throw away:

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Some random thoughts and comments; don't expect anything profound. BIG SPOILERS after the cut:

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