Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I'm a writer of fanfictions. Of course being an amature I have spelling and grammar errors.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Hey, name's Mike, I'm a bit of an idiot. More of an artist than a writer, but I hope you enjoy the stories I worked hard to create.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not a changeling.

This is fiction. But it is based...

I read it for the Plot.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Pithy Statement

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)