Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
I am a single face in a sea of billions. My voice, drowned out by the masses, never to be heard.
Just a pale horse interested in hearing your stories. The longer you talk, the longer I wait to do my job.
I'm the only brony in Wheeling West Virginia and the best looking brony in the fandom
I am superior in every possible aspect... including (but not limited to) begin stupid
Greetings. Looking forward to working with all of you.
I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.
When a past event happens, There is no changing The Past, But Preventing it from ever happening again.
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
I believe that stories help us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what is broken in us, and to help us become the people we dream of being. Lies that tell a deeper truth.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."