Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Who gives a shot anymore my stories suck and none of them are good, not to mention I have no reason to call myself an author or writer

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

God, I'm so sorry.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Take Time To Spread A Little Magic! 🪄✨️

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

Argablargblarg

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.