I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Senior Huevos fan (They/Them) Patreon/Ko-Fi

Clinically diagnosed with SciSet Brainworms

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

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A fellow traveler...

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

"Simply put, you're scum."

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I actually am a scientist!

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I dream of a man whose hopes never end.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Don’t like my writing? Great! Tell me why so I can improve! :)

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

Just trying to be better.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

A little turtle who likes to write

World is cold, hard and miserable. Pony is soft, warm and adorable. (He/Him)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon

Forget not that I am a derp.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

A little birdie told me.

Horrifically Fun

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Formerly known as YourUncleFuncle

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Queen of Stories, Weaver of Tales, Master of Fate

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"