"There is a fine semantic line between 'weird' and 'beautiful'... and that line is covered by jellyfish."- Cecil Baldwin
My god is this podcast freaking fantastic

Sorry to pin this on you guys now, but it's midnight, and I need to vent to somewhere. So, again apologies, but I've decided it to be you people.

And yes, Cade, this WILL be one of my uber angsty posts. Just fucking deal with it okay?

If you want to, feel free to ignore, 'cause super sappy teenage bullshit is up ahead. And I'm sorry again for offloading this onto y'all, but I needed to get it off my chest, whether or not anyone actually reads this is besides the point.

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Sooooooooooooo... I admit I haven't been on in a while, and by while I mean AGES. Capital a-g-e-s. And to be completely honest, as I try to be, not, I totally forgot about the fact that I had stories I was writing. So yea, I'm an idiot.

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For any of you illiterate bastards out there, who may or may not know or care about Pokémon (I suggest you should) NINTENDO HAS ANNOUNCED THE GEN III REMAKES! This is officially the best moment ever. Throughout all of time and history.

And I've been slacking the FUCK off recently, and so haven't written dick-all in ages. But, I've decided to get back on the horse and start writing shit again! (And I do mean the things I write are shit.)

Cheers
-Chris

So, as you all know, I'm a brony. I mean, you are following me, a foolish, amateurish, sophomoric amateur "author" on an entirely MLP related fanfiction site. If you didn't realize I was a brony, god help you.

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Dear god, this school year is hell. IT'S JUST SO BORING! GAH! Anyway, it's finally fucking Spring Break! And does my massive army of followers (8. Only 8. God, I'm boring) know what that means? Do they care? No and no! SO I'LL TELL ANYWAYS!! It means i'm going to be sitting at home in the dark sobbing silently to myself because my life is entirely unfulfilling and I really can't do anything about it except watch as numerous opportunities fly by and even if I try and reach out for them I'll

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For my 6 followers, (Jesus, I'm Popular! Six whole followers! WOW!) My prolonged absence has been because of many factors, including a) Sooooooooooooo Much school (someone shoot me) b) I got Batman: Arkham City, and have been engrossed in that, and c) I'm generally forgetful & lazy.

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As all 5 of you know, my one true masterpiece, Barney's Comin' to Town received rave reviews. Not really, but a guy can dream, right?
Anyway, I've decided to continue with the ruination of various children's television programmes in Fallout:Equestria. The next one coming up is Thomas The Tank Engine, so keeps your eyes open for when I post it. Cadeyyz can already tell you how amazing it is, and he's only read the preface. Ce sera tout por aujourd'hui, au revoir

-Chris

I don't know if any of you know this but the group "Anonymous" is palnning to attack us bronies & pegasisters. Well, in response to this, if it even happens (it probably won't), I implore those of who listening (that means you) to DO NOTHING TO RETALIATE. I repeat, DO NOT ANTAGONIZE THEM SHOULD THEY ATTEMPT SOMETHING. They are targeting us, so let us respond like Gandhi. We must not respond, or accept defeat. DO NOT respond to any death threats, or anything else like that. Stay the same bubbly,

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So i just took an MBTI test, (for those who don't know, it's a personality test) and got INFP. Pretty cool I'd say, seeing as there were pictures of Johnny Depp and Tolkien on the info page. Also, finished (and started) Fallout: Equestria Barney's Comin' To Town (Read It!!![You'll regret it!])