Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

"Take me away to a dream and I will live like it was real, wake me up to reality and I'll live it like it was a dream."

oops all yiff

i sees all the naughty clopfics

it's a mad world out there I'm just here to write in it

IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!

https://youtu.be/yu0HjPzFYnY

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzBhnbF5ec

Not a Writer.

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.