Howdy, I’m Burt.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Voice actor, artist, author. I can do it.

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

When the legend becomes fact - print the legend. (Specialist in AU stories)

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Deadhorse.

Account Retired

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.