What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Too much to write; too little time

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I. AM. INSPIRED!

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??