Bruh, i figured it out.

Nothing to see, Just Bacon.

just a guy

officer i dropkicked that child in self defense

Born in the South and Raised in the Country, finally got to live in the city, but then went to a happy middle ground.

I can make OCs and Story Ideas... I can't wright tho... I'm all for it if you wanna help... heh...

The one, The only.

Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

Just a twenty-something who writes about ponies and drama

The Lich King, a tilte many have claimed but The Lich Emperor, only one before has.

Real life is overated, and sanity is not required. And mountains actually don’t exist.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

life goes on so keep on trotting

One day I shall write horse words! One day...

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!

Official_Taco but in a new and updated form! (now with more cheese!)

There may be reason and there may be logic, but much like Pinky, I have yet to find them. Although, unlike Pinky, I have yet to find the 4th wall, as well as the. . . (tangentel nonsenical thoughts)

I'm just a guy who likes stories of all assortments! (Open to chat, but working hard everyday so late replies! Fun for the family.)

I am superior in every possible aspect... including (but not limited to) begin stupid

If an ass goes traveling, he'll not come home a PONY - Thomas Fuller