The universality of language · 4:58pm Sep 5th, 2012
But before that, Amit's Guide To Not Doing Stupid Shit.
>middle of countryside, writing
>realise need for urination
>note presence of window before a table
>note possibility of pissing out the window past the table
>realise need for arse-sticking window due to table
>realise need for comically long cardboard funnel
>realise that the height of the window ensures that feet will not be guarded
>realise massive risk
>realise lack of prize