The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I enjoy reading and writing cute ponies. If my works brighten up your day, even better.

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Author, aviator, and aircraft connoisseur. All your AvGas are belong to us.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

YouTuber, with a tip jar and a Patreon!

Is that a terrorist?!?

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.

Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.

A pony fanfiction reader from Malta. Sometimes write when inspired. Once a Scout, always a Scout. Most important of all, Twilight is best pony.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

There's never been a writer here.

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

No.

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

Words are coming.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I'm

Deadhorse.

A writer who writes things.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

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Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)