PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || they/them || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: FULL | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

Bringing you everything you don't want others seeing since 1824. Warning: I have no shame.

Hi, I write primarily fetish erotica. If you like those things, especially the some of the taboo stuff, you've come to the right place!

Not really as active as I used to be but there's still stuff to enjoy.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

This is an account of sorts. I write horrible things inspired by someone called ______ that start from MLPchan and make it here. Yes I am that kind of person.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

A young English guy who likes some dirty ponies.

Hi, I'm a short story writer who caters to things that, more often than not, offends people!

I write fart (and occasionally scat) fanfics and produce fetish videos on SFM. Smelly Mares ahead. If you don't like it, just move along.

I am never serious.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

This is the name I use to express my fetishes. And my platonic wam interest.

very good at writing very bad things