Mom: Did you do your homework?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you hoover the house?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you walk the dog?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you do the laundry?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you empty the dishwasher?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you take out the bins?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you clean the windows?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you wash the car?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you make dinner?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you get a job?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: Did you give me grandchildren?

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My friend: I'm the worst...

Me: Don't you dare!

My friend: I can't do anything right...

Me: Shut up!

My friend: I'm just not good enough...

Me: I will punch you with friendship!

Three weird things happened today:

1. My friend said she hates MLP
2. My friend got hit by a bus
3. I lost my bus driving license

When somepony insults me.

Friend: That shirt is so stupid.

Me: And we're off. I run all around the home and my friends follow

Me: I can't find it!

Friend: Find what?

Me: Were I asked for your opinion.

Rest of my friends: Ohhh!!!