I'm dragging a 5-story building behind me. What's your excuse?

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Coming to you live from inside my twisted mind!

Hello one and all! I am just a humble hobby writer here, writing out stories for you all to hopefully enjoy! I love writing my characters and I hope you love them too! See you all later!

God, I'm so sorry.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time