Big ol' Texan. Might see southern pronouns in my stories :^). I'm everywhere yet nowhere.
So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫
A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...
Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....