If you think that I have an interesting bio, you will be disappointed because I mostly just read Fanfictions.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
If you wanted something clever, then you're looking in the wrong place. Go read one of my stories, or something, man.
And sometimes, when the world is already burning, there is little more to do but dance with the flames...