A displaced fic, based on Thems Fighting Herds. You know the drill. goes to a con, buys item from awesomely creepy dude. gets sent to equestria and stoned for trying t do the right thing. At least i have Fred.
Well, Lost some memory of before, woke up, found out i was sharing a body, and that when im in control, we're vampiric, and when shes in control, we're epic.