Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

[birb intensifies]

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Formerly known as TheCrazyDumbass. So, some of you might despise me. The name I have now is as creative as it gets. In other words, it's not.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.

Your average brony. Also a software engineer.

An author, occasional artist and critic all rolled into one! I may never grace the front page in my lifetime but if you're looking for something on the lighter side, you've come to the right place!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!