This is regarding my absence and my future towards everything pony-related, not just this website. Rest assured that this won't be a sappy, "I hate my life" kind of post!

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... and then I came some more.

Two Beats is back on FiMFiction!

Seriously: Words cannot describe how fucking grand that fanfic is. Nicknack had already done a great job with it, but now with Garnot's twist... oh boy. It's so much better!

Side note:
- Owlor: It is [strike]cumming[/strike] coming!

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Since Applejack is constantly Applejacking the third chapter, we're caught in writer's block. This leads to a lot of brainstorming and silly chatting... and let me tell you: it isn't good.

How it was born:

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First Stage: Baby Blues. The mother is feeling a little saddened. She will not harm the baby and will keep taking care of him/her.

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... from a healthy woman, which bacterias you come in contact with? Apart from Lactobacillus spp, that is.

Aerobic: Haemophilus influenzae and Pseudomonas aeruginosa.

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> reads first paragraph
> gross mistake
Disappoint.

Please, if you like clop, for the love of [DEITY], just masturbate in peace and stop trying to justify yourself. You'll just end up looking like you're ashamed of yourself and what you do. Shit is worse than furfags screaming "I AM A PROUD FURRY!"

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Mist Skye, Teacher for a Day

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I know it may (heck- probably will) sound very hypocritical of me, since I've done so in the past. But these last few weeks got me thinking... And I think it's about fucking time I assumed my errors and apologize to everyone whom I might have wronged/hurt (intentionally or not)... even though most won't be able to read this.

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