silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Lit boi

Music ponies are best ponies.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Don't read anything into it.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Forget not that I am a derp.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Friendship don't always last, but the ones that do are the best!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

i'm like, an artist ig

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Guess whose back?!

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

reconstructing the deconstruction

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Too much to write; too little time

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Everything is awesome!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

A Hobo who enjoys fine pony prose with his moonshine and shotgun.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Hey you. Yes, you! Are you a fan of ships? Like cute pones doing cute things? Then you've come to the right place. Come in, sit a while, and partake of my stories as I write them.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...