Professional British bloke

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

God, I'm so sorry.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

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Half of everything is luck, James.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.