I’ve been thinking about getting a new name for a while now, and I'm pleased to say I've finally made the change!

Okay, that was all.

I need puns, lots of puns. Mostly European countries. Pls halp.

This is how far I've come so far:
The Netherlands = The Neightherlands
France = Prance
Paris = Mareis
Germany = Germaney
Berlin = Marelin
Hamburg = Hayburg
Japan = Japone
Italy = Itfilly
Scotland = Trotland
Wales = Bales
Constantinople = Coltstantinople
Istanbul = Neighstanbul
Rotterdam = Trotterdam