It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.