She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

Backflipping through reality at ludicrous speeds. What does RB stand for, anyway? | Ko-Fi

This is fiction. But it is based...