O.F.P.

Captain Cutie on duty!

space is a waste

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I type stories using my hands

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I am No One