On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

Laid back prairie rat.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...