Okay, so a certain project is underway. Being anonymous on the internet is not easy as we all know. But there are ways to limit the information collected.
Derpibooru is basically a test bed for a few different 'things'. Their site is being used to evaluate the efficiency of the project.

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Ugh... that little sign on Derpibooru is so annoying. Okay, maybe not so annoying. I know of course that in the end it actually doesn't even matter but it's an eyesore.
Okay, okay. You don't want me on the site. Your suggestion has been noted. Yeesh, get a life.
I mean the sign can easily be removed using the proper codes, even a simple Ad-Blocker will get the job done, but it's the principle of the thing.

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The worst part about nepotism is that if the office were to ever discover that you were, in fact, "seeing" with your young and very attractive secretary, it wouldn't be long before someone points out that, in addition to being your secretary, she's also your sis-

Maybe I shouldn't be writing about this.
Still totally worth it in my opinion really... *sgh*... I really should just complete this update and go to bed already...

No bad mods, no. No urinating on the carpet. That's what the kitty litter box is for. If you can't learn to use the box, then you'll all have to be put outside.

And no climbing on the furniture. Animals don't eat at the table, you have your bowls food and water. Nooooo, noooooo, stay. Shake, no! No, stop sniffing each other or you'll get the hose again. Ewww. This keyboard need to be boiled... s.t.ds (rodent version). Is it even transmittable to humans? Well, better safe than sorry.

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The cattle! They aren't real. They're made of blocks... I know, I know, the engine only supports some limited constructs but still. It'd be nice is the cattle could at least move. Though, I suppose it's for the best since I'd hate to be chased down by a cow and be forced to harm it in any way even in self-defense. I like animals, it's other humans I don't like.

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Chasing a package down a mountainside, yes that was a mountain, is never fun. But do you know what's even less fun?!
Tripping over an iron waffle half way along and tumbling down the rest of the way!
I think you all know what this is all really about.
I think you all know what I'm really referring to.
I think you all know just what this whole metaphor is for.
I think you all know exactly just what I'm really getting at!

I only request one thing, ONE THING!

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Well, I've misbehaved myself rather badly, so I should really start acting more appropriately.
Sorry Derpibooru, any differences we may have are indeed entirely my fault.

Perhaps I'll attempt to clarify. I later. But for now no more arrogance...

just inces-

What? I have certain interests.
Haha...
Oh, I really shouldn't be discussing that topic either.

Well, in the end, everyone might end up wishing that I had just continued being a jerk Instead of... well, this...

You all know how the voices tend to promise you the secrets of the universe if you will obey their commands?

Yes. Okay, good.

Well, you know what the weirdest thing about some of those voices is?

No.

Well, some of them deliver on their promises. That's pretty odd. The secrets to Godliness.

Actually, hear, I know one when I hear one. One of my "people". Actually, we're all basically half-breeds, most of us aren't pure of blood. But we still carry some of the serpent's blood so the majority of those people were connected to would accept us as their own.
But that's not the point of this blog! BLOG!

I DON'T WANT TO BE RELATED TO KANYE WEST!!

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I'm not afraid of the dark. Not me! I'm perfectly comfortable in the darkness... all along... at least I hope I'm alone. EEEEK!

Wait! I'm not afraid! Because I'm the man who walks alone down a dark road. I love strolling through the park at night. I'm the constant that always near. In the corner of your room and the footstep from behind... man, I just realized that I could turn this into something really... familial... and really too close... like someone with their own sis-

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