Soda really burns tho'.

If their destinies and cutie marks and memories were all switched via crazy reality warping magic, why weren't their talents?

(I will get a conversation out of you people if it kills me. )

So let me see if I got this straight.
Twilight gets vaporized, then is resurrected as a goddess.
Oh my god she is pony Jesus. Jesus Christ Superstar even.

And no freakin' Alicorn explanation! AGAIN! ASFDSAGFAIJGDADA!!!11!

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24 hours remain.

The Twipocalypse is upon us.

It seemed appropriate.
I think I'm clever.

What if this:

Is gonna be kinda like this:

Minus the shotgun obviously.

Word is starting to spread lately about a particular writing workshop called Clarion. (Or Clarion West) Since I am not a writer myself, obviously I would not apply, and since I am (currently anyway) broke as fuck, that means making a pledge is currently out of the question.

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Tomorrow, it begins.

Here I am to talk at you fine folks! Again! (The fact I won't shut my word hole is ENTIRELY Bad Horse's fault, just so you know.) Only this time, I am actually going to talk about something relevant to this site! With the big princess coronation thingy coming up soon, I have found myself spending a great deal of time considering, of all things, the relationship between Twilight Sparkle and her teacher (and bemoaning the fact that the show itself has not really explored it.), and I was wondering

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The blog wherein I both post up Dotted Line fanart, while simultaneously, and shamelessly I might add, provide a plug for my sister's artwork! Behold! Dour fuzzy civil service pone!

Source Fluffomaru on Deviant Art

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I have been asked to do a review for a fanfic. The author in question mistook me for someone competent at such things, probably due to the fact I keep lurking hanging out with people who do around here. Strangely enough, when the misunderstanding was cleared up, he still wanted me to review his story. I assume, as I hang around people who are insane, intelligent, insightful, and talented, that he thought I also possessed those qualities, instead of, as is actually the

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