A young man is fatally hit by a truck before his time and is visited by a presence that offers him a new life elsewhere. He chooses Equestria (as you do), asks for special powers (as you do), gets them, and exercises his right to use them. It's tough for him, you know, being the most powerful being next to the gods themselves when they won't just roll over and give him what he wants. He can overpower Princess Celestia AND Luna at the same time, of COURSE he has to be in charge!

Will he learn the value of restraint? Probably not, but this other guy's got a solution.

A HiE story that might be a commentary. Maybe. I just want to have some fun guys. Cover art subject to change whenever, I dunno, it's just a stock photo with the watermark for the meme.

Featured on July 15th, 2020. Wow, I'm surprised, but thanks guys.