When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! Use me to burn life's house down!

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Welcome to the internet, where all arguements are invalid because we can't shove books down anyone's throats. Have a nice day.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

I've written a few FoE fics, mostly to please myself and others and to practice my craft as a writer. Now for 4th-wall breaking. "Greetings! I am Delvius, chronicler of Roam and friend to Goldwreath."

I am No One

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

The unicorn sat with his little filly by the fireplace and opened the book once more. "Let's see what happens next!"

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Hey everybody it's Bonnibel, or most of you know me as Princess Bubblegum. I am ruler of the candy Kingdom!

Welcome to the crazy house of Soarin'! While I don't necessarily have interest in the ponies anymore, I do still dream of writing decent fics.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5