Hi, my name is David Moon. I'm a special detective for the NYPD's cold case division. My hobbies include necromancy, drinking, and eating meat. I'm a registered independent and I'm a unicorn american.
Standing as the first and last line of defense, we bring friendship to all who would stand against Equestria. We are the Pony Ballistic Missile Service; Friendship is our Business.
Ponies discover that humans have lived among them as their fellow ponies, passing some genes on to their children. Magi-Co's new test lets one find out if they have such genes and experience a trace of humanity!
